My buddy

Daddy and baby girl have this thing. It goes like this:

He: Are you my buddy?
She: NO!
He: tickles her and she laughs uproariously

Repeat. Indefinitely.

Date: yesterday
Scene: Talking bear that recites The Night Before Christmas is sitting on the table

She: Are you my buddy?
She (for the bear): No!
Bear: Twas the night before Christmas...
She: TICKLE, TICKLE!

Repeat. Indefinitely.

And in the words of Mastercard....priceless!